Skylerism

M: "Sorry, buddy. I don't think your friend can come to play today because he's taking fencing lessons right now."
S: "What's fencing?"
M: "Well, it's a sport and it's kind of like sword fighting."
S: "Except they sword fight on fences?"
M: (chuckling) "No, buddy. I think that would be kind of dangerous."
S: "Oh, well... I meant maybe just very short fences."