Saturday, January 31, 2009

Cheater cheater, ice cream eater

Tonight, I am officially purposefully cheating on my diet. There are those of you out there who would say, "You know, Annie, you're only cheating yourself." And to those people I say, "DUH!!!" I've been really really really good on my diet and have gone many moons where I've filled my emotional neediness not with the traditional brownies, cookies, or ice cream, but with the classic work Jane Eyre, by Charlotte Bronte; or a small bowl of healthy cereal.
So, having lost a few pounds and feeling particularly needy tonight, I've sent my husband out for a banana split. If I'm going to cheat, I'm SO going to cheat. Don't worry, I'll be back tomorrow. My wii fit and I have a standing date. So don't feel bad, public! Don't think to yourself, "What is she doing, diluting herself this way?" I will spend many more moons, filling my emotional neediness with the memory of this delicious, oh so so delicious treat I am about to indulge in. See? It's actually a weight-loss tactic!! It's allllllll part of the plan :)


Shelby said...

Yes, I totally enabled her. So sue me.

Robert Choate said...

It is alright. We are doing the same thing this weekend. We are having soda for the first time in a month as part of our Super Bowl party. we also have a few unhealthy snacks planned. I have already made my date with the elliptical machine tomorrow. Keep up with the amusing entries.