I went to college for this?

I have a degree in Audiology/Speech-Language Pathology. Now, I know most people don't work in the same field in which they earned a degree, but this is ridiculous. I've become a professional "Momma Slide."

Skyler: "Keep your arms in the ride. Don't stand up, and a have a great day on the Momma Slide!"

No, really. He actually said that. That's the kind of professional atmosphere I bring to the Momma Sliding experience.