I was having a phone conversation with my friend the other week and she said, "Sorry, I've got to go. My baby is grunting. She grunts every time she makes a poop." Without thinking I replied, "Really? Xander always sings when he makes a poop. It's usually Frere' Jacques." I didn't mean for it to be funny. It's just the honest-to-goodness truth.
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