Saturday, October 11, 2008


Over lunch:
S:"Mom, do you know why yogurt is so healthy for you?"
M:" Why, bud?"
S: "Because it has a kind of bacteria in it that makes a good germ that helps your body memorize food."
M:"Memorize food? Oh, do you mean metabolize?"
S:"Oh, yeah, metabolize."

For the record, my body doesn't metabolize food. It memorizes it and asks for more. I knew yogurt was the culprit!


Anonymous said...

Ok, I'm rolling here!!!!!!!! I love it.

Janna said...

Hahahahaha This post is awesome! Every last part of it. Mine memorizes food, too. ..and I eat a yogurt almost everyday. hmm....